live life like larry

life would be much easier if i wasn't such a colossal twat..

nobraska:

this is me

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panicacidide:

Apparently it’s not socially acceptable for a man to invite another man out just for coffee or to go out for a meal, in case it’s perceived as a date. Like it’s fine if you wanna go to the pub and drink beer and have a chat but make it non-alcoholic and suddenly you’re not straight anymore? You can go to the cinema together but ONLY if it’s an action movie. You guys can’t even just go shopping with each other. Oh masculinity, so fragile, so strange. 

my boyfriend use to always be like “oh i cant hang out i have a coffe date with nick” and it was so cute

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jaclcfrost:

don’t underestimate me. i’ll wear sweaters in the summer. i’ll eat like eighteen gallons of ice cream in the winter. fuck the temperature. i don’t give a fuck

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ruineshumaines:

Liz Climo on Tumblr.

Previoulsy: 1 - 2

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endsofadream:

I just wanna find someone who’s face lights up when they see my name on their phone and who wants to do everything they can to make me happy and wants to spend time with me and won’t give up on me even when I’m emotional and hard to deal with and even when I worry about things or get jealous and just wanna cry cause I know I’d do all of that for him.

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nicolejanelle:

septemberism94:

dalyproof:

Sure, kittens are cute and all..but what about the love and wisdom of old dogs?

^^^^^^

OLD DOGS, every time.

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aureat:

I hope you all find someone who gives you cute names and tells you it’s adorable when you do embarrassing things and hugs you when it’s early in the morning and makes you feel like you have a whole disneyland fireworks show going off inside your body and never ever lets you go 

i have this and it makes me happier than anything

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enjol-ras:

Whenever I see “write one interesting fact about yourself” I immediately forget everything that I’ve done and seen ever

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princessbuggie:

really

http://justwatchthesunrise.tumblr.com/post/95705903565/asian-if-you-think-about-it-potatoes-dont ›

asian:

If you think about it potatoes don’t really get all that much credit

they’re fucking awesome

this one thing here

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can be made into:

different variations of fries

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regular,

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curly,

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waffle.

It can be made into chips

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or ruffly

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you can make…

(Source: stoner-dad)

 
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