The difference between period pains and getting kicked in the balls is that one is a compulsory monthly event and the other one is probably because you were being a dick.
i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?
The late hours of the night that have a very funny way of turning the good feelings into bad. And the confidence you had in yourself when the sun was shining into feelings of helplessness and anxiety, making you think about every possible thing that’s wrong in your life. The midnight mid-life, crisis.